I have scoured the earth looking for the right man.
Okay, really I have stayed in the confines of the state of Minnesota and Wisconsin, but trust me when I say , that” feels” like the entire earth when looking for Mr Right.
I am not that hard to please. I’m not. Stop laughing.
I want someone who compliments my life. I am not demanding, in fact I have probably always done more than the partner I am with in terms of every day demands. ( No, ex husband number two, you may not argue this point with me. We have common friends and they will back me on this. I mean seriously did you ever do your own laundry or clean the house? I think not).
MY PERFECT MAN
I would like to find someone who likes to stay in as much as they like to go out. I would like to find someone that cares about a clean house as much as I do. I would like someone that is just as happy snuggling up on the couch on a cold winter day watching movies , as they are dressing up and hitting the town. I would like someone that can cook, and wants to cook, and will cook. I want to find someone who dotes on me as much as I promise to dote on them.
I know, I know…it’s like the scene in Practical Magic, where Sandra Bullock puts a spell on herself that she will only be able to fall in love with a man ‘ Who, has one green eye and one blue, He can flip pancakes in the air. He’ll be marvelously kind. And his favorite shape will be a star. ‘
She creates a man who does not exist so that her heart will never be broken.
That must be it I think! ~ I have put a spell on myself and I shall never find the perfect man.
BUT THEN, then… I saw this post from a friend of mine on Facebook this morning:
“Hot buttered rums… hot spiced sinful ciders.. hot Mulled wine (wassail)….Adult spiked hot chocolates with designer marshmallows are all the rage this holiday season … and I’m mixing them up for my love to taste test …it’s one of our holiday traditions.”
My reply to him:
May I come live with you two? Please, oh , pretty please?
His reply to me:
Only if I can play with your hair like a Barbie …. cook delicious meals for you, shop with you, and watch lifetime movies whilst sipping on a hot toddies in our Jammie’s in a Beautifully decorated and clean home?..
My reply to him:
I just heard angels sing. You just described my picture of heaven. I shall pack my fanciest Jammie’s tonight. My plane leaves tomorrow!
So all my wonderful blog followers…..Arivederte, Adios, Aloha, au revoir, Bon Voyage. I am out of here, I found my one Green eyed, one blue eyed prince.
I found him! I really found him!
There is just one thing I haven’t told you all yet.
He is already in a relationship
Oh, and he’s gay
Do you have any idea what this means?
It means I FOUND TWO PERFECT MEN, that’s what it means.
***PS, of course I asked him before I did this blog if it was okay. Everyone is so overly sensitive these days and offended by everything. Wait, wait, that is just us straight folks that are…but I asked anyway.***